T'pol...Grrrrrrrr.

Beam me up....Please.

Vulcan's are in essence extremely Virgo.
Real thinkers that try not to get too emotional about things.
I on the other hand am a Pisces, I don't think at all and just get extremely emotional, perhaps this is why I surround myself with Virgo's, they can think for me and I can get all crazy ape bonkers emotional for them.
Given my poor track record with Virgo's in the romantic sense, I have decided to indulge in a full fledged fruitless fascination with the above Star Fleet Officer T'Pol.
Yes, I know it is ridiculous, but trust me , it will keep me out of trouble.