Bloggin' the Bogger
It's one of those things; one of those little things that can drive a person mental.
My New Roomie leaves the toilet seat up constantly...
Now I am not sure how to bring the subject up, do I leave a note on the cistern?
Should I sit him down at the kitchen table and mention in flippantly " Can you pass the sugar and put the toilet seat down when you are done"
Should I go with the mathematics of it " I use the the seat down for my 2 movements; you use the seat down for 1. Therefore 3 out of 4 toilet usages need the seat down ( except vomiting, but there is no need to bring that into the equation). Obviously it's logical that the seat should remain down then, hmm?"
Thing is I put the entire seat down, I read somewhere that it's better feng shui that way and I am not one to challenge the Chinese.
Everytime I go I leave the seat and cover down, I do it very obviously too, I slam it down if I know he is in the kitchen, hoping that sound will sink into his testosterone addled brain, pavlov's toilet so to speak.
What do I do?
You would think that a 37 year old guy would have worked out by now that to keep women from strangling you it's best to put the seat down, surely.
I could of course continue on my passive aggressive way and gaffer tape the seat down.
My New Roomie leaves the toilet seat up constantly...
Now I am not sure how to bring the subject up, do I leave a note on the cistern?
Should I sit him down at the kitchen table and mention in flippantly " Can you pass the sugar and put the toilet seat down when you are done"
Should I go with the mathematics of it " I use the the seat down for my 2 movements; you use the seat down for 1. Therefore 3 out of 4 toilet usages need the seat down ( except vomiting, but there is no need to bring that into the equation). Obviously it's logical that the seat should remain down then, hmm?"
Thing is I put the entire seat down, I read somewhere that it's better feng shui that way and I am not one to challenge the Chinese.
Everytime I go I leave the seat and cover down, I do it very obviously too, I slam it down if I know he is in the kitchen, hoping that sound will sink into his testosterone addled brain, pavlov's toilet so to speak.
What do I do?
You would think that a 37 year old guy would have worked out by now that to keep women from strangling you it's best to put the seat down, surely.
I could of course continue on my passive aggressive way and gaffer tape the seat down.
posted by D. at Tuesday, February 15, 2005
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