A True Story...

I have house guests.
I don't know them, they are friends of my currently away roomie.
They are pretty and wear funky clothes.
They speak Spanish

Having visitors makes you do silly things. You want to make a good impression, well at least it does that to me.
I bought good coffee so they would think I am stylish.
I bought a new hat, for the same purpose.

They had been hogging the bathroom and I really needed to go. Finally I got to get in there. Trouble is that the bathroom is directly across from the room they were in, I felt self conscious.

Oh no.

...shit.

double shit...


Fresh, yet Macho!