Squirrels are Non Smokers.

I am a non smoker too. Occasionally I'll roll my own and have a few puffs, not sure why, I guess I feel cool when I do it.Sometimes I watch my reflection to see just how cool I can look, how to hold my fingers, how to exhale ( that's the kicker). Anyway,I found a packet of rolling tobacco amongst my underwear ( in my undie drawers, not my undies)and went out back to smoke it. I was minding my own business, counting the refridgerators in my neighbours yard and stray cats, when I heard this noise, I turned in time to see a squirrel leaping out of a tree. I think it was aiming for my throat, but my preemptive turn caused it to bounce off my shoulder.Did it fall? Or was it on a mission to destroy me, I guess we will never know the truth.