Anyone want to drink this election away.

Why is that all my friends have real jobs?
I am the only one I know who is self employed, it's a tad sucky because when I want to go and run around and have fun during the day I have to do it alone.
Of course I could go to the Tea Lounge with the Mac laptop and lattes set, but they annoy me too. I am just jealous of course, I would love a lappy, especially a cool slim silver one to tap away on while blowing foam off my mocha-choco-soymilk-latte.
Or on a day like this I would forgo the hot cuppa and go a cold beer while propping my elbows up a soggy beer mat, staring at a dusty telly as the voting results filter through.
I don't want to stay in my house listening to the radio all day... So, anyone up for it?
Let's go dance in front of Chuck Schumers' house wrapped in the flag. I'll wrap myself in an Australian flag, I don't think foreigners are allowed to touch the American one.