Wednesday, November 10, 2004

Tall Babies?

Today I was cold, I needed a hat rather badly as my head was starting to feel numb. Luckily being NYC I only had to walk half a block to find a fold out table stacked with various warm fluffy things. I reached for this fuzzy red angora hat and as I did so a small asian guy popped up from under the table and begun to show me the wealth of goodies he had for me.
With the angora hat in my hand he passed me a pink hand mirror to view myself
"Oh yes you look very nice, you are very tall. I am not tall, I want my babies to be tall. Oh and your hand's are warm, I need a woman to hug me and keep me warm. Would you like to hug me, I'll get you warm too. We can make tall babies."

Ah, New York...
I bought the hat.
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