Offend everyone equally.

It's all gone too far.
Kids sue schools because they aren't allowed to sing 'Holy Night'. Schools sue teachers for saying 'Happy Chanukah'. Kids sue each other over who who said 'Merry Christmas' in the hallway.
Perhaps to save all the confusion and ill will, we should just roll it all together into some slick, sick celebration that offends everyone equally.
This is my idea.

You Better Be Nice.

This time of year is crazy.
Everywhere I turn there are cheap lookings Santa's and tacky ornaments. Kinda makes me want to run away for a little while.